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Sebastian "golden ball man" Michaelis ([personal profile] cutlery) wrote2025-05-16 12:09 pm

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powerhungry: (pic#17699394)

📦 delivery.

[personal profile] powerhungry 2025-05-20 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ The morning before Sebastian's first shift at the Hex Club, an envelope finds its way to his door. Inside is a gold pin in the shape of a hexagon, as well as a note: ]
Sebastian,
Welcome to the Hex Club.
I look forward to working with you.
— Silco

* For clarity's sake: The pin is merely a gift, not an expected part of your daily dress.
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[personal profile] powerhungry 2025-05-20 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Of the applications Silco's received, there's no way around the fact that Sebastian's stands out. His resume is designed to impress — if anything, to stretch a metaphor, he's added corners rather than cutting them. ]

Sebastian — rest assured, you've been quite the exemplar. We're lucky to have you in our midst.

[ Not least for not making trouble in the work chat ... ]

Your application featured an impressively extensive array of domestic work; what kind of extra service did you have in mind?
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[personal profile] powerhungry 2025-05-21 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bodyguard and fixer. Isn't that interesting? ]

Far from it — it's an offer I intend to keep in mind.

If you'll allow one more question: while I expect a similarly broad answer given the mention of negotiation, do you have a preferred form of payment?
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[personal profile] powerhungry 2025-05-22 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
We've something in common, it seems.

At any rate, I prefer simple. So, consider the door open both ways. If there's a question you ever want answered, I'll do my best to furnish you with an answer, with the expectation of an IOU to be collected at some point in the future.
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[personal profile] powerhungry 2025-05-22 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i n t e r e s t i n g ]

Noted.
We'll chat again soon.
corvere: (pic#15772619)

@CROW

[personal profile] corvere 2025-07-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you know how to fix the jets in my tub?
Maid says they're clogged, but beats me with what.


[ a lie, it's BLOOD CLOTS PROBABLY ]
corvere: (pic#15772633)

she's got her eye on u now

[personal profile] corvere 2025-07-19 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not busy yet, it'd be the perfect time. I'm on the third floor, east end of the widow's walk.

You're very kind for coming on such short notice.
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[personal profile] corvere 2025-07-19 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ in the meanwhile, she's reaching out to her favorite puppy

the door opens on a small woman, dressed in her usual ensemble of flowing, open-front blouse and slim pants. her feet are bare, her eyes large and dark and face scarred, branded. a flicker of curiosity crosses her face at the man before her, and then she steps aside. ]


You're welcome to come in.

[ pointing toward the door to her bathroom, where the scent of blood lingers so strongly, she purrs. ]

"Mister Michaelis", right? You'll be discreet about anything that you observe or experience in my space. Not because of secret I long to keep, but because I like surprises.
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[personal profile] corvere 2025-07-20 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You certainly do.

[ It's said distantly, as if her mind has already moved onto other matters; she knows he'll eventually pick up on the scent of blood, the deep tub in her bathroom the culprit — she'd drained it earlier, left it to dry and congeal and grow tacky — plasma and platelets left to separate over time. As he heads to the bathroom, she sends a text or two on her phone. The lazy tap-tap-tapping of her thumbs to some other person, tempering her invitation to give herself some time. ]

Worst you've seen? [ She's behind him, without a sound, the glow of her phone briefly illuminating her marred face before she locks the screen and looks up at Sebastian. ]

I know you won't answer that. You were right about your reputation preceding you. It's not from a murder, though. Came like that, taps even put the stuff out.